Wanna know fun facts about me?

  •  I don’t text back often unless… you’re fucking hilarious:)
  • I am too sarcastic for my own good, as well as others. 

Good talk:) 

ohtheusual:
Well that's fan-fucking-tastic! Hahah. That made me laugh. What did you manage to whip up ma'am?

haha I am very glad you agree, and I’m glad I could make you laugh, but its very true, and the funny thing is MY WHOLE ENTIRE family can cook, including my 12 year old sister, and they ASKED ME to cook dinner? I see no logic in that:) But, I called my roommate for assistance, Its called…. (___) pie? I can’t remember but it has a layers of mash potatoes, peas, and hamburger meat all shoved into a big pan :) Oh god, fucking adventure it took me like 2+ hours to cook all that shit for 5 people! I don’t know how people do it! :) 

ohtheusual:
All is well, thanks. (: How are you?

:) well that’s lovely to here love, I am doing fan-fucking-tastic!

I can’t cook worth shit, no seriously, no skills, and my family thinks its funny to leave me home an ask me to make dinner for them…

soooo, I did…. AND the house is still standing, Which is a better outcome than my usual cooking experiences, now hopefully nobody gets sick:)